I'm currently working on the third installment of our animated series "Monkey and Bear". Hopefully this one will be as funny as the last two, but damned if it's difficult to top Monkey telling Anna Kournikova to suck it.

"And lo', there was a gnashing and great gritting of teeth, and Tony spat forth a new blog" -

Tonyicus, 3:16

I've started updating the website again. Nothing major, but new stories are afoot. You'll also notice new flash cartoons on the main page. I find that I need more then just one single outlet for avenues of stupidity. Hence the cartoons.

Fritz and I are making animations in celebration of LAN party goodness. I've probably mentioned before how at our LAN parties we play a game where everybody plays as goofy characters (i.e. I play as a Monkey, Fritz plays as a bear wearing a clown hat and a little pink tutu, aka. PartyBear) and we run around killing each other with guns, rocket launchers, grenades, etc...

Well, before every LAN party, Fritz and I usually make doctored up photoshop images trash talking each other's skill. Since last weekend there was a very special LAN party (celebrating our friend Jake's impending marriage), we decided to combine our talents and make something more unique, the cartoons.

Please give the link ample time to load. There is no preloading goodness to make it look better and the files range around 300K. It shouldn't take very long to load. And there is sound so turn your speakers up.