Texas Longhorns: National Champions!!!

Texas Longhorns: National Champions!!!,
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And it shall be known that in the late hours of January 4, 2005, a "Boh Hell Yeah" of nigh-mythic proportion was issued. In celebration of this night, here are some little known facts about our Quarterback, Vince Young:

Vince Young Facts

# Vince Young's tears cure cancer. But he is so badass, he has never cried. Ever.

# Vince Young does not sleep. He waits.

# Vince Young is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

# The chief export of Vince Young is touchdowns.

# If you can see Vince Young, he can see you. If you can't see Vince Young, you may be only seconds away from death.

# Vince Young has counted to infinity. Twice.

# Vince Young does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Vince Young goes killing.

# Vince Young doesn’t wash his clothes, he disembowels them.

# Vince Young is 1/8th Cherokee. This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate a fucking Indian.

# In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Vince Young, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone else has ever gotten.

# Crop circles are Vince Young's way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the fuck down.

# Vince Young is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing.

# The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Vince Young out. It failed miserably.

# There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Vince Young allows to live.

# Vince Young once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.

# Vince Young is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.