You would be proud of me. The other day I actually used, in actual conversation, the phrase "bodacious ta-ta's". It's been ten long years
since I last heard that phrase. I was so proud, but damned if I wasn't lauded as a master of verbal vomit.
Southpark last week had Cartman make a $20 bet with Kyle. The bet was that Cartman could shove food up his butt and shit out of his mouth. The entire school spent 5 minutes watching Cartman kneel at a toilet, "huuugh.....huuugh.....hughhhh." He was eventually successful.
The Battle of the Bed continues. Ronda now occupies approximately 76% of the available surface area, having recently taken over the much contested southwest corner of the bed. Little does she know that if I can tuck the sheets real tight, I can use them as a hammock. I'll use that as a last resort.
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